You know you're obsessed with The Matrix when….

 

Your screensaver is a picture of the matrix code

You see Keanu Reeves and instantly say, "ITS NEO!"

Your cell phone ring tone is 'Rock is dead' the credit music for the first Matrix

You have all of your friends over to attempt the stunts they do in the movies

You own a trench coat just like Neo's

You quote the movies at your teachers just to see the stumped looks on their faces

You've invented a cereal called 'Tasty Wheat'

You want to steal Neo's combat boots

You read fan fiction about The Matrix

You take oaths on the box set of the Matrix trilogy

You get a black cat and name it Glitch/Déjà vu because Déjà vu is a glitch in the Matrix.